Memorial Day weekend

Holy hell its cold outside! What is the use of a 3-day weekend when its cold and rainy? I'm trying to figure out a good use for the weekend. I'm thinking shampooing the carpet, I know, riveting!! This is why...

My cat, Max, is an asshole that doesn't like his $300 cat box.
The reason we own a $300 cat box (and that is what we call it) is because we are SO BUSY (lazy) that we can't even be bothered to scoop out a litter box! In theory, it's actually pretty slick... It looks like a toilet with litter in it. It washes and liquefies the poo and then flushes it down your toilet. He shits in it about 50/50. I know he has used it and our other kitty, Onyx, does use it. But Max on the other hand has to have the right conditions in order to use it. I think it has to be with in 5 feet of him (can't do too much exercise) and it probably has to be a Thursday. So the next step is to add another litter box downstairs. We have to be careful where we put our litter box due to the dogs. They eat cat poop. I don't want them to eat cat poop, so we use a pet door in our bathroom to keep the dogs out of the snacks. It works OK, except I haven't had a master bathroom for the last year due to not wanting to get cat litter embedded in the bottom of my feet. The things I do for my animals, I'm pretty sure they have it better than we do. Oh well, maybe this weekend I can finally reclaim bathroom.

the cat genie.